De vacanta corporatista – out-of-office

Primita pe email de la cineva din industria auto 🙂

“Stati linistit!

Chiar daca nu sunt la birou, chestiunea se va rezolva la un moment dat.
Daca nu altfel, poate pe xx Iulie,cand ma voi reintoarce muuuult mai relaxat.
Puteti insista pe telefon, insa slabe sperante sa va raspund.
Cat despre email,din cand in cand.
Daca aveti noroc.
Daca arde si nu reusiti sa luati legatura cu mine pe mobil(+407********), ma puteti contacta si prin intermediul colegului meu XXXXXXXX, xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.ro.

Al dvs,

Autofofisu lu XXXXXXXXXXXXX.”

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2 Comments »

  1. Mia said,

    22 iulie 2010 @ 10:31 am

    Genial! Daca te-ai enervat ca nu ti-a raspuns la mail-uri, cand ii citesti out of office-ul razi cu siguranta :))

  2. Razvan said,

    22 iulie 2010 @ 2:06 pm

    Merge adaugat in acest ciclu:)
    1- I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
    2- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
    3- Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
    4- I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
    5- Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
    6- The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
    7- Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
    8- Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
    9- I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
    10- Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
    11- Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.
    12- I’ve run away to join a different circus.
    13- AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’

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